Day Eight

The 'Stable One
Well yesterday was fun, but really busy. This job is great, feeling revitalised from a career perspective. But pretty flat from a personal perspective.
Listening to new cut copy on the tram. It's excellent. What other 2011 albums should I have. I've downloaded PJ Harvey, James Blake and .....and you will know us by the trail of the dead, but haven't listened to them yet. Will report back. When the hell is Lupe coming out?
Y, what's happened thus far in the cricket world cup? It's on too late here...
The bats were out in force last night <3

The Cold One
Why do you love Bats so much?
Y- I am cutting it fine with my flight- on way to airport now. Any tips on good excuses when missing important corporate flights? ;)
How are you feeling re Ginger Fug?

The Kind One
I've had a night of nightmares and broken sleep. I offing hate him. I'm a vampire. I'm a bit more broken then I thought.

The Cold One
Oh god. You effing hate him and you're going to off him?
Good job.
This hate stage is better than where you were yesterday, which was denial.
You'll be ok :)

The Nice One
A: Yes, Cut Copy is an excellent album. Need You Now was my first 5 star song for the year (followed by Skrillex's Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites - which is actually 2010 so doesn’t really count). Don't forget to give Smith Westerns' new album a few listens also. I think lupez is out in 2 weeks time. Don't give up on James Blake after one listen - it takes some getting used to. And finally, chin up buddy - I think we've all been feeling flat last 24 hours, I'll have to ask my mum about what's in the stars (and then wander off as she begins to explain)
Y: Chin up also. As I mentioned last night - douchebag's actions are a blessing in disguise. Hopefully now you can move on.
C: Where you heading to? Now I know why it was I who was invited to this movie function tonight with Y...

The Cold One
Well said E. He is a douche. And he's hideously ugly. When you sit next to a pug and it is better looking than you, you know you've got problems.
Well ridded Yas, I say!!

I'm in Albany to sort out some staff grievances and bullying issues. Fml. Totes not invited to movie night only because I'm not in perth E- that was organised before this! I was meant to be doing Albany during A's last week but he cracked the shits so I changed my flights ;)

A loves it when I say he cracks the shits.

The Nice One
How do you plan to sort out this bullying problem? I'd suggest a hard-handed, physical approach to this matter. From my studies in psychology, I've learned that bullies are responsive to physical brutality. Perhaps doing some hard time in A's transport container?


The Kind One
A: I'm as flat as a pancake, but a man did stop me in my grumpy way into work and said, "I hope you don't mind me saying but you are very beautiful". That was nice. I hope some stranger brightens your day.
E: Good luck with salad making, would you like me to send you the yummy Chinese chicken salad. It has a million ingredients but it the most delish thing I have ever had. Why does everyone make fun of me? You guys are mean and I am fragile.
C: Hope you made your flight. Let's keep in mind that I only missed ONE flight and I was checked in 35 minutes BEFORE departure, they were just arseholes. Good luck in Albany, they wanted to crucify me when I was down there.
All: Sean is a shit head and I hate him. I just cannot believe he has done this AGAIN. I know that I keep letting him come back and I am partially to blame but he is a complete shit for coming back in and making these grand statements, just to put me in the bin again. This is horrible, seriously. I hope I am not back at the beginning. The problem is, I had a foursome that pushed me through all this BS before, now I have a threesome.

The 'Stable' One
Y: you are entirely to blame, make sure you don't be the blame again. And next time, when your friends say you're being retarded and try and give you advice, perhaps consider that they have your best interests at heart. This should've been sorted months ago, and hear we are again. I don't mind being blunt, because if this whole mess has taught me nothing else, it's that you don't listen to a f*cling thing I say. I swear to god I will yell at you so loud if I hear you've so much as thought about calling/testing him. I will not be kind.

E: salad? Boo. And you we're totes 2nd choice to this movie thing. Also, before you accept yas' Spicey chicken salad, remember it contains no chicken at all.

C: youre going to Albany without telling me! Eff you. And your stupid foursome. :P

All: finally on lunch, this job is soooo full on. But I really like it. I was too scared to go back to that Korean restaurant. So I'm in a sushi bar that's playing Chris de Burgh. FML.

The Nice One
Did A just crack the shits?

The 'Stable' One

I don't crack the shits ffs.

Sorry for the wrong here/hear. Village. I blame it on a hypo.

I've usually found the best way to deal with bullies is to send them to Albany.